Craters of the Moon: Welcome to Earth’s Weirdest Backyard
Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 11:40 am
Ever hiked somewhere that looked more like Mars than Idaho? Welcome to Craters of the Moon—where the ground crunches like burned toast, caves chill you in July, and the sunsets are out of this world (pun fully intended).
I rolled in with a trunk full of snacks, flashlights, and an 8-year-old’s sense of adventure. The loop road alone had me gaping: black lava fields stretching for miles, spiky cinder cones, and sagebrush that somehow refuses to die. If you want a trip that’ll have your phone’s GPS sweating, this is it.
**Lava Tubes & Caves:**
Grab a permit at the visitor center (don’t skip this or the rangers will find you—and they’re friendly, but strict!). Indian Tunnel is the crowd favorite: enormous, skylit, and just spooky enough for bragging rights. If you like things tight and twisty, Buffalo Cave will have you crawling like a lunar mole. I recommend a helmet if you value your scalp.
**Night Skies & Space Vibes:**
Camp out if you can. When the sun dips, the whole park transforms. There’s zero light pollution, and the Milky Way will make you rethink city life. One night I heard coyotes yipping, spotted Jupiter through my binoculars, and even saw a group howling at the moon. Zero judgment—it’s contagious.
**What to Pack:**
- Layers: Hot days, cold nights, random wind gusts that’ll steal your hat.
- Water, and lots of it.
- Good shoes: The lava will eat flip-flops alive.
- Flashlight/headlamp with extra batteries for tube crawling.
- Snacks that don’t melt.
Anyone else nearly lose their nerve in Beauty Cave? Or see those wildflowers pushing through basalt like they own the place? Drop your best stories or oddest finds below—bonus if you’ve got lunar selfie tips!
I rolled in with a trunk full of snacks, flashlights, and an 8-year-old’s sense of adventure. The loop road alone had me gaping: black lava fields stretching for miles, spiky cinder cones, and sagebrush that somehow refuses to die. If you want a trip that’ll have your phone’s GPS sweating, this is it.
**Lava Tubes & Caves:**
Grab a permit at the visitor center (don’t skip this or the rangers will find you—and they’re friendly, but strict!). Indian Tunnel is the crowd favorite: enormous, skylit, and just spooky enough for bragging rights. If you like things tight and twisty, Buffalo Cave will have you crawling like a lunar mole. I recommend a helmet if you value your scalp.
**Night Skies & Space Vibes:**
Camp out if you can. When the sun dips, the whole park transforms. There’s zero light pollution, and the Milky Way will make you rethink city life. One night I heard coyotes yipping, spotted Jupiter through my binoculars, and even saw a group howling at the moon. Zero judgment—it’s contagious.
**What to Pack:**
- Layers: Hot days, cold nights, random wind gusts that’ll steal your hat.
- Water, and lots of it.
- Good shoes: The lava will eat flip-flops alive.
- Flashlight/headlamp with extra batteries for tube crawling.
- Snacks that don’t melt.
Anyone else nearly lose their nerve in Beauty Cave? Or see those wildflowers pushing through basalt like they own the place? Drop your best stories or oddest finds below—bonus if you’ve got lunar selfie tips!